Faces

If you don't want sex, come play on Boontex

Faces are a Booner's most prized possession. A Booner will try to accumulate as many faces as possible because all Booners know that their Boon Index is directly proportional to the number of faces they have to their name.

There is no singular of faces. Faces is both the singular and plural. Some noobs make the mistake of assuming that face is the singular of faces. It isn't.

Faces and noobs

Noobs allege that faces are too small or that they move too fast to be realistically attainable and have a particularly difficult time acquiring faces because of the perceived difficulty level associated with finding them. Whilst it is true that faces can be quite small, especially at long ranges, a true Booner sees nothing but the faces. The faces are not so small that they cannot be seen and therefore they can be shot. If a Booner cannot see faces then it is because he has already shot them all.

Another major problem noobs experience is what is known as the anxiety complex. Even after a noob can visualize the faces and even if they can aim at them, their anxiety causes their hand to twitch and miss the shot by a fraction of a hair. A Booner does not falter in this way because even though a Booner feels the excitement of impending faces rushsing across his leg hairs, chest hairs and pubis, they have learned to control the power. By controlling the power and wielding it as a Master of Boon they shall roff unconditionally.