Codex of Boon

If you don't want sex, come play on Boontex

The Codex of Boon is the sacred text of Boon. The codex is covertly interleaved into the manuscript for Fire Emblem, a game for Game Boy Advance, in order to preserve the texts digitally throughout time without raising unwanted attention from nubs.

Many a fledgling Booner has accelerated his transcendence to Boon by way of completing Fire Emblem on Hector Hard Mode, though it is believed that it is possible to become a modern day Booner simply by copulating with an existing Booner.